You’d have thought that once a band was in the studio, the roadie would get some time off, wouldn’t you? Ha! Not in this band! Well at least words are nice and light, and easy to move around!
Z’s asked me to do a bit of an insiders/outsiders perspective for you on the mixing process, so I got my arse down to Dover on Thursday 29th July 2010 to see what was going on. I would’ve loved to be able to sit in on the recording of the album, but due to work commitments (even roadies need to eat) it just hasn’t been possible.
I met up with Z in the glamorous surroundings of Sainsbury’s car park (don’t ask) while we raided for supplies. The studio is way out in the wilds, miles from any shops, and so I snatch enough food and drink to keep me alive until tomorrow lunch time, when I’ll have to bomb home and go back to work. Z, meanwhile, buys enough Pepsi Max to float a small boat. Oh, and some bananas.
Z tells me that I’ve arrived in the midst of a crisis – while mixing ‘Suicide Kid’ it turns out that Vikki’s backing vocals are posing a problem. On the one day that the studio schedule allowed for the BVs to be recorded for the album, poor Vikki was struggling through a pretty evil cold, and as a result her usually bright and actually pretty good singing voice (ask her for a tune from Chicago if you don’t believe me) was sounding a bit weak. Even if Vikki was able to get down to the studio to redo them, the sound desk had to be reconfigured for the mixing process, and swapping it back would be a pain in the arse.
When we arrive at the studio, first job is to dump our stuff at the lodge. I know Z has already said – lots of times – that this is the same studio, the same lodge, and the same producer that you see in the Anvil movie, but let me just cover this in a bit more detail in case you haven’t seen the film (I haven’t seen it either). If you’re anything like me, you connect the words ’studio’, ‘rock band’, and ‘lodge’ in your mind and create an image of glamorous, plush, split-level living with widescreen TVs, big leather sofas and Jacuzzis. Let me just pull that image into focus for you. Before CT got use of the lodge, it was part of a scout camp, and you could say that the changes he’s made to it were ‘in keeping with its architectural heritage’. Or you could say it’s still a scout camp hut. There’s a big living room which is mostly filled with pub-type dining tables and chairs, and some old but comfy floral sofas, old pub-type carpet (you all know what that means, right?) and an old CRT TV. How charming! The kitchen is quite big too and looks like it means business, the bathroom looks like it was designed for small boys not to use on a camping trip when there were more interesting things to do (perfect for rock bands then), and there are four or five (I forget now) bedrooms with lots of bunk beds in. Not quite what I was expecting…
Then we’re off next door to the unassuming studio – bloody hell, look at the view!!! It’s a bright sunny day, and beyond the rolling green fields, the view drops away to the English Channel, and beyond that, the French coast and what I am told is a nuclear power station. That’s good, we’re well within the ‘well-done’ zone if it goes up… But bloody hell, look at the view!!!
Eventually Z drags me away to the studio. My only other visit to a recording studio was Paul Tipler’s Unit 13 studio, where ‘Sweet Transvestite’ was recorded, and I’d forgotten how small recording studios tend to be. We go in through what would probably be reception if CT was more formal, and eventually pass the kitchen once CT ensures we have caffeine, and cram into the studio itself. With the three of us and CT’s massive Towers of Power (I see now why Z described it as being like the Millennium Falcon) there’s barely room to close the door, and it’s a good job there’s air conditioning, because the room is of course pretty much sealed to stop noise getting in. Aside from the equipment that actually does the recording, all CT’s gear is analogue, and so it bears more resemblance to my image of a recording studio than Mr Tips’ Next-Gen Enterprise set-up which was all screens and keyboards. There are buttons and sliders and switches and dials and meters and stuff that just invites you muck about with it just to see what it does. It really is quite tempting just to sit there all day asking what these things do, but there is of course a purpose to all this.

Check out CT's rack!
Where was I? Ah, ‘Suicide Kid’. Right, well, CT has been hard at work while we were stocking up on goodies, and reckons he has sort of found a solution. There isn’t anything that can be done to liven the backing vocals up, but where they sound a little weak he brings the guitar track up a little to create a slight swell in the music, turning the problem into an opportunity to add some extra texture to the song. This is why he gets the big bucks.

It makes things sound cooler. Somehow.
For the next couple of hours Z & CT play about with the backing vocals and the various effects applied to the vocal tracks and guitars, fine-tuning them until Z is happy that the song rises and falls in all the right places. The result is truly awesome, especially played back through the desk monitors! The monitors are very powerful, very accurate speakers which are designed to play audio with the minimum possible amount of incidental distortion and unwanted noise. I want them. After a final end-to-end play of the song, Z shakes his head and for all the work, Vikki’s BVs don’t make the final cut. He reluctantly phones her to let her know.

CT's mixing desk. I like this. A lot.
‘Zero To Sixty’ is next to get a tune up. Unlike ‘Suicide Kid’, which was already started when I arrived, we’re starting from the beginning with this one. CT starts with the drum track, and adding in bass and guitar. This is put to one side as an instrumental mix. Z’s lead vocals go on next, then his BVs are added over the lead track, and Vikki’s BVs finish the full mix. Once everything is in place, it’s time to start tidying up the final mix. Z’s daily blogs cover the detail of the changes and alterations that get made during the recording day, I don’t want to duplicate all that, but I do want to mention the phase effect that was applied to Rob’s guitar solo. As I have repeatedly said, I don’t know exactly what a lot of the technical stuff does, but with this phase effect, the guitar sound seemed to actually come out of the desk, wrap around my head, and them disappear back into the desk again. It’s a fucking trippy effect, listen out for it. Not sure how it’ll sound through headphones, or what the rubbish MP3 format will do to it, so be sure to get a CD when the time comes and blast it LOUD to get the best effect.
As Z joked, CT is a talker, and talks at length about, well, just about anything given the chance! Subjects covered during the course of today include nuclear power, zombie movies, five reasons why Gordon Ramsey is a wanker (I’m sure there are more than five, CT!), and Native American culture. During a quick tea break, I take some pics of the insane racks of gear and the snake’s nest of cables under the mixing desk. And you think it looks bad behind your telly!

CT's cabling nightmare.
Things were going well at this point, no more technical snags, so it was on to Teen Angel. Again, the tracks were assembled into an instrumental mix and a full mix. This time there was very little in the way of tweaking, other than a nudge to increase the bass track in the mix.
During another break, CT showed me the recording room ‘where the magic happens…’ and the Blackstar amp and cab that Rob used for all the guitar parts. The nice people at Blackstar have given Rob an endorsement deal – isn’t that nice of them? Now being the roadie, my first question is ‘What does it sound like?’ and my second question is ‘How heavy is it?’ to which the answers are a) VERY LOUD, and b) VERY HEAVY. Balls. Back to the gym then…

Bastard-heavy Blackstar gear.
CT also showed me his babies. Aren’t they pretty?

CT's babies
CT decided to go ahead and load up ‘Very Very Good At Being Bad’, but by the time it had been put together, it was 10:30 and after 12-odd hours of ear-bashing, he and Z agreed that it was best to call it a night.
Z and I adjourn to the lodge and I attempt to cook a pizza in the world’s worst oven, while he breaks his exercise bike and writes his blog for the day. Inbetween these things, we chat a bit and this becomes something that isn’t an interview. Instead it becomes:
FiVE MiNUTES IN A CORNER WiTH LORD ZiON
So now all the actual recording is finished, how was it?
“It went really well. I can’t believe we got so much done in so little time. CT’s a rock producer, he really understands how bands work and his approach is geared to capturing that sound as quickly and easily as possible. And of course it helped that we were awesome, we nailed pretty much everything in two or three takes so there was no need to compile tracks like we did on the last album.”
Given that the deadline for recording and mixing the album is Saturday, have you felt the pressure?
“Actually no, it’s only been this week that I’ve become aware that time is moving on. Recording with CT has been so relaxing that I haven’t really been worried at all, but this time next week we’ll be playing at the Wacken festival, and we need demo copies of the album ready by then to hand out to the European press. Wacken is HUGE, and we’re playing a set there for the Press & VIP guests, as well as public show, so having a disc with CT’s name on it could really attract some attention – especially as Anvil are playing there too!”
Exciting about playing at Wacken?
“To be honest, I haven’t had time to think about it. That’s probably just as well. I’m looking forward to getting out on the stage there, but there’s a LOT of driving between my house and Wacken, and I can’t say I’m really looking forward to that part too much. I wish I could just click my fingers and be there!”
You’ve hardly been home since recording started three weeks ago – is it strange being camped here when you’ve worked from home for so long?
“I’ve almost forgotten what home is! I have been getting back home at the weekends, but most of that time is used up on things that I should’ve been doing during the week. It’s all rather chaotic. After playing Ibiza (the Hard Rock Hell Roadtrip), and Guernsey (Chaos Festival), and being down here all the time, I actually feel like a stranger in my own home! One weekend Vikki and I were at Collectormania (convention, at Earls Court) too, raising some money to pay for this monster.”
You’ve said in your blog that ‘Normalityville Horror’ is a much angrier album than ‘We Won’t Hurt You’. Who is that anger directed at? Are they going to get named and shamed?
“The song ‘Sick’ is about all the music industry bullshit we’ve had to put up with since recording ‘We Won’t Hurt You’. Our current team are pretty straight-up, they don’t over-promise and under-deliver, but that seems to be rare within the industry. We don’t name any names on the album but… *laughs* …let’s say there are certain people we’ve dealt with, who might recognise themselves from descriptions of their conduct. I’d like expose these people for the vermin they are, so maybe when we’re famous international rockstars we’ll have a ‘fuck you very much’ list on a future album!”
There’s a couple of old friends on this album alongside the new ones – ‘Teen Angel’ and ‘Dragged Kicking & Screaming’, and both have been part of the live set for years and years. Is it hard to decide on a final form for these songs when they come out a little differently every time?
“In my mind there were already final forms of those songs, you just can’t reproduce them exactly every time, and there’s no point in trying. A live set needs energy and pace, you have to put on a show and engage with the crowd, that’s what they come out for. If they wanted high fidelity music, they could put on a CD at home!”
‘Dragged’ was originally a party song about your fans, so of course it goes down well live. But you’ve rewritten the lyrics for this album. Why?
“‘Dragged’ was a cool song to start with. But with this album I’ve spent a lot more time on writing the lyrics, trying to make them more meaningful instead of just making them sound pretty. When we were writing and rehearsing the new songs it was obvious that the lyrics of ‘Dragged’ didn’t fit the feel of the rest of the material. So now we’re serial killers instead of being a band, and you’re our next victim instead of being a fan. Isn’t that nice?”
What about ‘Teen Angel’?
“This wasn’t going to be on the album. It was only up for consideration because someone pointed out to me that we always play it live and we’ve never recorded it. Originally another new song ‘Out With The Old’ was going to take this slot, but every time we rehearsed it I just found myself getting bored! There was nothing wrong with it, it was a perfectly good song, but it was medium-paced and it didn’t seem to do anything for the album. So I callously booted it out into the cold to fend for itself, and we recorded ‘Teen Angel’ instead to see how it turned out. And it turned out pretty damn well, once Gilez managed to play it SIMPLY and SLOWLY…We let him go nuts when we play it live, so I suppose we have only ourselves to blame!”
Final question, I promise… Now you’ve recorded and mixed this album, is there anything you wish you could change about ‘We Won’t Hurt You’?
“Um…the cost? Kidding. No, nothing. It was a product of our experience to that point, and we put our hearts and souls into that album, just the same as we have with this one, and just the same as we do with everything. I’m damn proud of that album. After all, if we hadn’t made that album, we probably wouldn’t be where we are now. And when I see what we’ve achieved because of that, it makes me wonder where ‘Normalityville Horror’ will take us!”
So there you have it. Hopefully very shortly, you’ll have the opportunity to get your hands on another ten thick-cut slices of musical craziness from SPiT LiKE THiS, to enjoy at your leisure. You lucky people!
Until next time, make sure you know where your towel is and keep an eye on your drummer…
Mike.